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| Volume 1 Issue 7 | October 25, 1987 |
| Alan's Long Awaited Articles *****AUDIO**** TURN UP YOUR VOLUME!!!!!
KEEP VOLUME TURNED UP On October the 18th the Young Folk met at the Brunswick Ski-lodge for a fun filled seven hours of singing and dancing with Andy H. In that seven hours we learned that Andy is very funny; Eve was late because of a Saturday detention; how to do real pushups; how to dance to two songs; and finally how to do more pushups. Wow! what fun we had!!! That session ended at 4 P.M. which worked out okay because homecoming pictures began at 6P.M. The Sunday after Homecoming (the 19th) we danced another five hours with Andy...learning another song and cleaning up the first two!! On the third song I was drafted into falling from the 36 inch box onto seven guy's outstretched arms. Boy will that be fun!!! Please remember me in your prayers when I fall from the big black box!!! "AL-A-CA-BASH" News by Brian This week in the news Halloween is coming and everything is going up! Wed-nesday is reserved day for pumpkin carv-ing. Of course Dad might not be here. (He's in Sunbury). Brian Peterka is Jumping for Joy this year because he gets to go to Gil Aromas' house and, well, Gil lives in a real DEVELOPMENT!!!!! You will have to wait until next week when I'll write about - gee I don't know what I'm gonna write about next week. The editor hopes that the package sent to Kevin Peterka for Halloween arrived in good shape. It is true that every Peterka child and two adults did eat some of the candy that was to be sent to Kevin. When questioned about this candy "testing" everyone claimed Kevin would have wanted them to have some of his wonderful candy. Red Hawk Rambling: Mania Madness by D.M. This week in the news there is not 1, not 2, but 3 manias! These manias are as follows: speedball mania, balltag mania, and wrestle mania. It all started the day David, Brian and Nick Peterka were outside playing balltag. Alan and Ann came out to play. After a while of playing balltag we all got BORED. Ann suggested playing speedball. So we played that for a while with the teams of Brian, Nick and Alan against David and Ann. Speedball is a non-contact sport so Alan was bored quickly. He tripped David and pushed Ann over. They then counter-attacked by starting a big wrestling match. "You broke my muscles!" screamed David as Alan rolled over his arm. "Ouch! Get your foot out of my face. Quit throwing that ball at me!" screamed Ann during the fight. Which proves my point, it's difficult to use the T.V. when you are deaf, mute, and blind Weekend Sees Two (2) Soccer Games!!! SOCCER # 1 Everyone was shocked! The Eagles have actually lost a game. The score was 2-0. They played the Comets, who are in second place (5-1-1 compared to the Eagles 6-1) The first half, there were no goals made. Ann Peterka played goalie for the Eagles the entire first half. The second half the Comets somehow managed to score two (2) goals on Paula Vojtech. Everyone agrees that the Eagles would have won if Ann Peterka had been a forward, instead of goalie, during the first half. She would have had ample time to score a goal and pull her team ahead. The Red Hawks sports staff have voted Ann Peterka M.V.P. because she did such a fine job as goalie. SOCCER # 2 Sunday, October 25, the Eagles played their first make-up game (which was rained out on 10-12) The score was Eagles 5, Panthers 0. There were no goals made during the first half. In the start of the second half, Ann Peterka started out as a fullback. While she was back there, 3 goals were scored by Theresa Kulbaga, Pam Vojtech, and Qwen Vojtech. With about 15 minutes left in the game, Ann Peterka got promoted to a forward. She promptly made a goal! About 10 minutes later she scored again to finish the scoring 5-0. The Red Hawks sports staff have once again voted Ann Peterka most valuable player. She scored 2 goals - with an injured knee!!* *Knee injury occurred on Saturday when Ann ran out of the house and tripped over the sidewalk. Not at the game.* Ed. note. |
Van Seemed Possessed
Mrs. Claudia Peterka arrived home on Tuesday evening and announced to her husband Vern that the "Van seems to be possessed!" Mr. Peterka didn't believe her and he was too busy fixing the bath-room to do any investigating. He said, "No demon is in the Van. You may be going crazy". Claudia Peterka believing him drove the Van to play practice and all over town. The wheel on the Van kept trying to go into the other lane. Claudia decided the tire was bad so she filled the tire with air (getting filthy dirty). The Van still was not steering right (or left). The wheel had a lot of PLAY in it. Claudia told this to Vern, who was still in the bathroom. He said to solve the problem. Since Claudia didn't wish to solve the problem, she drove the Van into work the next day. Most of the time it felt like she was floating down the road. It was very weird. At Lunch time Vern finally came over to Claudia's office and checked out the problem. First he said, "The tire has too much air in it!" Claudia told him how dirty she had gotten filling it with air. Then he got in and started to drive the Van. He had to turn the wheel a lot to make the corner. He stopped. He said "Something is seriously wrong with the steering of this Van. Don't drive it!" Claudia pointed out that she would have to drive it home. He said, "Be careful!" News From Baldwin Wallace by M.F. The weekend of October 23 - 24 the Pre-Law club traveled to Chicago in order to attend a Law School Forum. Two vans and twelve students left Berea, Ohio at 5:30 PM and arrived at a downtown Chicago Best Western Hotel around 11PM. We were only lost for a short while and no one panicked. Rather we looked on it as an adventure. We had three rooms and one male member (out of eight total males members) from the club managed to get off work and Join us. The Forum turned out to be very DULL. After talking to the schools we were interested in (which took about an hour and a half) we left to explore the SHOPS of Chicago. We went to a mall which was seven floors tall, saw a lot of beautiful things, (which most of us couldn't afford) and ate in some good restaurants. The ride home was entertaining but otherwise uneventful. Dear Ann, How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? I'm not sure. Why doesn't everyone send me tootsie pops so I can experiment. Dear Ann, What should you do when you're so good at soccer that people keep hound-ing you for advice? Don't give them any because then you will not be the best!!!! Dear Ann, How do you view the crisis in the Middle East? I would respond to that if I knew what it was!!!!! Claudia Peterka arrived home at 5:40 PM to be greeted by Brian who wanted to go out to dinner. Claudia said "No" and walked into the house. There she was greeted with a real mess. Nothing was done! Dishes were everywhere...some from two nights past! Claudia changed her clothes and began to clean the kitchen. She didn't talk to her children or husband...who went to work on the Bathroom. The kids caught on that she was upset and began to help. By 7 PM the kitchen looked very good. Dinner was eaten...leftovers and soup. Mary then reminded her that she, Mary need some stuff for the trip to Chicago, so could she go to the store! Claudia and Vern decided to combine the trip to the store with getting the Van up to the Marathon Station. Vern got to drive the Van. It was dark outside so he never really looked at the Van until he was half way down the driveway. By then he knew another problem had hit the VAN. The left front tire was VERY FLAT! It took Vern only 1 1/2 hours to change the flat tire. Problems he encountered while at this task include:
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