Mom Peterka spent the past week at Brunswick High School. Monday evening, 10-12-87 was open house which Dad Peterka and Mom attended. Dad followed Alan Peterka's schedule while Mom followed Ann Marie's! Both parents were Able to see their children in a play rehearsal. Dad had lots of fun meeting the Chinese teacher. Mom met the German teacher who needs a haircut.
Tuesday evening Mom was back up at BHS for a Vocal Music Booster Meeting. Turn out was poor but Mom did get a chance to talk with a few friends. Mom was unable to go out with the group because she was needed to drive Alan, Ann, Amy K., Bryon T. and Alisha? home.
Friday evening was the Homecoming Game and Mom was there sitting amongst Alan's, Ann's and Kevin's friends. Jesse, Doug and Steve were all in town for the big game! Brunswick won! One sad note! Tom Dubs was injured early in the game. He has a sprained ankle.
Mom also realized during the game...actually even before it started that she has a severe problem with her left ear drum. She ended up sticking a tis-sue in her ear to stop some of the noise. No one made any comments!
Red Hawk Rambling by David
This week in the news tree mania has arrived at the Peterka's residence. The day that the tree almost fell on Dad, which we have reason to believe Nick pushed over, was the beginning of the mania. The next day after David and Ann swept the roof they decided they wanted trees to almost fall on them too. So they took out an ax and a saw and started on 2 trees.
Smash! The first tree fell and almost killed Ann.
"That was great! I love the feeling when you almost get killed after sawing down a tree." exclaimed Ann.
Ann walked over to David and said, "Hurry up axing down this tree so we can both almost be smashed into the ground together!"
David started chopping the tree furiously until if finally fell down and almost killed them both. Which proves my point: crocodiles do wear sunglasses in the dark.
Saturday, October 17 was a rainy day, but the Eagles still managed to win against the Lasers. The final score was 12-0. In the first half the Eagles only scored one goal (because star player Ann Peterka was playing goalie).
But in the second half, Ann Peterka managed to score an amazing ten goals! She also assisted the last goal.
The Red Hawks sports staff have voted Ann Peterka most valuable player (of course!)
Actually, due to too much rain, all of the games were canceled for the 17 of October. (Some idiots didn't want to ruin the fields!!!)
****Browns beat Cincinnati Bengals*** Score: 34 - 0
****Brunswick Blue Devils beat Midpark Meteors 20-0 (Homecoming game).
It has come to my attention that certain people on this newspaper
staff have been neglecting their writing duties. Although they say
that they have more important things to do - such as book reports
(which was assigned over one week ago!) and writing letters to certain
boy friends. Now I don't wish to get anyone fired, Mary and Nick and
Al, I wish the editor would do something about it.
--Hard Worker
In today's crash news a tree in the gully of V.J. Peterka was a horrible disaster. A tall tree fell and was only supported by a small branch of a different tree that was on the other side of the driveway. The first person to find out about this was D.M. Peterka. After seeing this he told B.E. Peterka who told M.F. Peterka, A.M. Peterka, and V.J. Peterka. They were all very surprised about this.
When V.J. Peterka saw it he told everyone not to go under it, but some people had too. V.J. Peterka then shook the broken tree until it broke and fell about 3 feet away from him. Then he made A.M. Peterka, D.M. Peterka, B.E. Peterka, and N.J. Peterka move all of the branches into the log pile.
Well that's all the crash news of the week. Tune in next week when I will talk about Halloween.
Alan Peterka told the Editor of the RED HAWK TIMES that he was very sorry but he was unable to write articles on the Homecoming Dance, the Play rehearsals, the two day workshop that the Young Folk had Homecoming weekend with Andy Hines because he was just "too darn busy this week."
News From Baldwin Wallace by Mary
The first round of exams was completed without mishap and some brilliant students managed to achieve straight A's. The choir is about average as far as Women's choirs go. The make believe countries Dotsel and Anova have begun hostile activities along the Andobau border so the Secretary General has called an emergency meeting of the Security Council to take place on Wednesday. The ambassador of Princom, Mary Peterka, was elected President of the Security Council and hopefully will be able to mediate a peaceful resolution to the dispute. The Washington trip was postponed due to busy schedules. The Chicago trip scheduled for this weekend has also been hit by complications, (Editors note: Mrs. Peterka suggested that maybe the College had some rules on the age of the drivers of the Van and the answer came back "yes" the Van must be driven by students 21 and over.) No further school news at this time but we'll be sure to keep all readers updated.
Dear Ann, When at a football game with your mother, she sticks a
Kleenex in her ear, what should you do?
-Wiped Out
Dear Wiped, Whatever you do, don't ask her a question. We think she is setting you up for a Joke about not being able to hear due to a Kleenex in her ear. Either that or she is crazy!
Dear Ann, Why don't you get a real Job? I think you're a quack.
--Duckhater
Dear Duckhater, A Job is defined as anything you get paid to do. I get paid to do this. Do you get paid to write me letters?
