RED HAWK TIMES |
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News from Home |
| Volume 1 Issue 2 | September 20, 1987 |
| CONTENTS | |
| Red Hawk Rambling by David | Toledo Trip by C.J.P. |
| News Flash...News Flash...Medical | Mom and Dad go to Toledo by The Kids |
| The Social Scene by Alan | Letters |
| Eagles Kill Comets by A.M. | Advice from Dear Ann! |
| Flash...Flash...Flash | Crosswords...Word Search...Puzzles by Brian |
| News From Baldwin-Wallace by Mary | |
| Red Hawk Rambling by David This week in the news, Brian E. Peterka started his clarinet lessons. He is studying to be the best clarinet player in the St. Ambrose school band. Sitting next to Brian is Kelly Eucher (Puker). Brian was so excited that he came home for the weekend doing nice things. One of the nice things was taking Tweed on a walk. Before he finished this pleasant walk, David P. zoomed around the corner on a bike. Tweed seeing David started to chase him with all his might. Tweed started to drag Brian around in the wet grass and the mud. During one of Tweed's quick turns, Brian was plastered to the side of a tree, scraping up his face and his arm. Which proves my point: money can't buy you love! News Flash...News Flash...Medical Nick Peterka has a sore throat and a bad cold. He has almost lost his voice. Therefore, he didn't finish his article for the RED HAWK NEWS DEPT this week. We feel under the circumstances he be given an extension. That's all for now!!!!!!! The Social Scene by Alan I recently had the honor of attending a post football birthday party on Friday the 18th. It was a waste! I should have gone to Antonio's. The game was interesting Tome Dubs, star quarterback made a touchdown. Score: 17-0. Onto other news, on the same night as the game I asked Amy Kolinski to Homecoming. She said "Yes".!!! Steve Dietrich left for college on 9-19 and he stopped by to say good-bye. (He also said to say hi to Kevin, the Peterka in NY). Later that evening, Saturday, Bryon, Alicia and Amy came over because we were all bored. This is all very boring I know but I did learn something from all this: Before stepping out of the house make sure you have pants on. Eagles Kill Comets by A.M. The Eagles and Comets were tied for first place until Sept. 19, 1987, when the Eagles stepped on the Comets beating them 3-0!!! In the first half, star player Ann Peterka scored the first goal. The second goal, made by Theresa Kulbaga, quickly followed. No more goals were made during the first half. In the first few minutes of the second half Kirsten Olson made the last goal of the game. Once again the Red Hawks sports staff have elected Ann Peterka player of the week! INJURY REPORT: Ann Peterka was hurt late in the first half. She was hit with the ball right in the middle of her face but is all right now. Pam Vojtech is on injured reserve due to a pole-in-the-foot injury. Kathy Nelson is on injured reserve due to a sprained ankle. BROWNS STOMPED ON STEELERS: 34-10! ! ! News From Baldwin-Wallace by Mary Baldwin-Wallace College administrators have finally agreed to open an Honors Office headed by Dr. Barbara Wanchiesen and staffed by Mary Peterka, Amanda Mull, and Rene Mihalko. The office is open Tuesday, Wedn., and Thursday afternoons. Honors 104 students are doing an in-depth study of the upcoming presidential election. The Pre-Law club had its First official meeting on Thursday evening. The club is planning on its annual trip to Washington D.C. to occur in late October. The club is also working on many activities to help celebrate the Constitution. Auditions for B-W's Women's Choir were held last Monday and Friday. New members include Amanda Mull and Mary Peterka. Rehearsals are Monday and Friday afternoons and the first concert is in November. |
Toledo Trip by C.J.P. We left Brunswick at 4 P.M. and arrived in Toledo at 6:15. We had gotten off at the wrong exit because Vern "knew the way" so we didn't get to the Royal Toledo Inn until 6:45. There we met Chris and Gary. They had made reservations at a very fancy place in Toledo for 8 P.M. so we all got dressed up and proceeded downtown. We saw many interesting sights. The river is just beautiful. During dinner we discussed Chris and Gary's impressions of the area as they may be moving there. After dinner we strolled along the water front and then returned to the garage where Gary and Vern and Chris all tried to find the lost company car. It was found. We return to the Inn and talked until 1 am. Joanne called the Inn to say she was sad that Chris didn't invite her to come also. The next morning we all had breakfast. Then Chris and Gary headed for the airport and Wisconsin and we headed for home. The drive home took only two hours. Mom and Dad Go to Toledo by The Kids It was great. They left at 4 P.M. on Sat. Sept 19 and did not return until 12:45 P.M., Sunday Sept 20. While they were away the children planned a big party. Pizza ingredients were purchased, and people invited. Unfortunately, only 3 of Alan's friends showed and played an arousing game of Scruples. This game was played in Alan's room so when the pizza was done everyone forgot to notify them. This party would have been much more fun had Ann been there, but she was out babysitting (and recovering from her soccer injury). Ann earned $7 for only 3 hours which is more than $2 an hour!!! Mary and David took advantage of Mom and Dad being gone and brought out the wine. Although there were only a few sips left, personally, I think they got drunk. Afterwards Brian found the empty bottle and sniffed his heart out. Sunday morning, Mary, David and Brian all had hangovers (and Ann was still recovering from her soccer game!) Dear Editor, I resent the column on Brian Peterka. So what if he didn't tell anyone he could play clarinet just because he wanted to sit by Kelly. Then that second article I disagree with it totally. Brian Peterka was not dragged he was pulled. He was not plastered to a tree he was merely smashed into it. I do love that point!! BEP **Mr. BEP, I have 2 things to say to you: Dear Ann, I have strange dreams at night
in which I am swimming in a bowl of mashed
potatoes. What do you think they mean? ***After consulting experts on this subject, the answer is you are not eating enough mashed potatoes. Dear Ann, There's a girl in my class who's
always throwing-up on me. Why do you think
she does it? ****After consulting experts on this subject the answer is that she is in love with you. You should ask her to go out on a date with you and during this date, ask her to marry you. Dear Ann, Every time I go for a walk, I smash
my head into a tree. What do you think is
wrong? ****I think that you have some feelings for trees. If this continues, leave your family and go live with the trees. Crosswords...Word Search...Puzzles by Brian Unscramble the words:
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